John Mayer's New Girlfriend Scheana Marie Jancan

Twenty three year-old aspiring actress and waitress Scheana Marie Jancan is John Mayer's future ex.

The two met when Scheana served John Mayer drinks at The Grand Havana Room. John started to feed her lines and then asked for her numba.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out. She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

Scheana has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos. She was also a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant. The airhead also says hanging out at John Player's house is "like Spring Break" cause there's always food and beer around. She also says John Player is "very tender, sweet and creative." I wanna eff him to!

How does one womanizer get so lucky? Every girl John humps sings his praises: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly, this ho, Jennifer Love Hewitt?