For Lindsay Lohan, food and dick are so 2000 and late. Here's Ms. "I Don't Drink or Do Drugs" looking like that's all she's been doing.

Linds, her various bones, and her younger sister, Ali, were all spotted in Maui. Possibly realizing that her spray tan lotion is crap, Linds laid out. She could use a tan and her boobs could use some barb wire. I don't even wanna know how thin LiLo looks in person.