Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom. She says that she's "so alone" without Samantha Ronson and describes last Friday night, when she was locked out of Charlotte Ronson's party, as "the worst night of my life." Que the violins.

Us Weekly says that their interviews took place over emails and phone calls and that Lindsay Lohan was "both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events."

LiLo and Sam have been bumping snatches for almost two years and things came to a screeching halt on Friday after cops were called to SamRo's house after another argument. Samantha has been trying to dump Lindsay for a month! But each time that she does, Lindz has threatened to kill herself.

Lindsay says, "It's absolute hell." She also added, "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama."

The only thing I can think of when I read this is how similar Lindsay is to her psychopath father Michael Lohan. They are always victims. The world is out to get them. The drugs they have on them are not theirs, the tabloids are their preferred outlet for shit-talking, and if they don't get their way then it's time for the pity party to pop off, bitches!

"Everyone's turned on me," says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."

"I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie." - Mean Girls reference? Feeling like you're in a movie? LiLo was trippin' on the bad stuff.