It was only four years ago that Madonna fell off her ex-husband's horse, cracking three ribs and breaking her hand and collar bone! Fast forward to four years later and the buff diva has fallen off of a horse again!

Attempting to prevent the inevitable jokes, Madge's spokeswh*re is blaming the incident on paparazzos, saying that the horse was startled by flashes from a paparazzo and Madonna fell off. Heh. TMZ is reporting that no photographer was present.

But this is the gym freak we're talking about here. Madonna is still going to be working out tomorrow! Madonna's trainer Tracy Anderson said,

"We have our set training. She's like a professional athlete. She can't mess around with her training. There are no shortcuts when you're training in that way."

Her trainer sounds like one sick f*ck. There are shortcuts when you're injured. Tracy says that Madonna fell "on her butt," so she's totally fine. He also said that she'll be training six days a week, two hours a day, "absolutely."

This woman is just bone covered up in muscles. Madonna looks so tight, how is she even able to take a sh*t? The gyno's gotta use a crowbar just to give her an annual pap smear. You think I'm being gross? Those damn speculums are practically crowbars anyway.