Mel Gibson is a cheater and he just doesn't care. I doubt he'll even give a sh*t if he loses half of his fortune to his current mistress cause as long as the penis works, that's all that matters to him. Actually, that's all that matters to everyone: gay men, straight women and lesbian chicks who use strap-ons, but I digress.

The National Enquirer reports that Mel was dating Suzanne Somers stepdaughter during his 2006 DUI arrest and Sugar Tits anti-Semitic rant.

Mel's current girlfriend Oksana is now living in a Sherman Oaks, California mansion that Mel bought her late last year for Christmas. Mel moved her in during early January.

Before Mel bought the Sherman Oaks property, his ho was chillaxin' in an $11 million oceanview Malibu spread.

Oksana's house is reportedly "just minutes away" from Mel's wife Robyn and their children.

When Mel's wife found out that Mel had spent millions on his ho, "it hit her like a ton of bricks" a source said.

Mel is so lucky that Robyn isn't retaliating in all the ways that she could right now. If I were her, I'd be working on my tell-all book right now and trying to sell a script!

Anyone else notice that Mel and Robyn were married for 28 years but there's only ONE photo that I've seen of them together on all the entertainment sites?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That damn photo was taken forever ago - that speaks volumes! When I heard about the divorce I searched for pictures of Mel and Robyn, but there weren't any. Their marriage was so dysfunctional and it's pretty sad. Robyn deserves much better.