Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger 'Jennifer Aniston Needs an Intervention!'

Bravo's “Millionaire Matchmaker” host Patti Stanger says Jennifer Maniston needs help.

“Jennifer Aniston could really use my services; she’s going through a really rough time right now. I read her body language all the time and I hated John Mayer for her. I said he’s going to break up with her after the Academy Awards, he’s just using her,”

“She needs an intervention and I would be there for her and I would keep it on the down-low and nobody would know about it.”

“I wouldn’t match her up with Hollywood; I would give her one of my clients who is a businessman on the Forbes list — one of the big people like at Time Warner, someone who’s high up on the food chain. She needs chemistry and sometimes that older guy who’s in his 50’s, he’s refined and maybe been divorced, is going to be the guy.”

Jennifer Aniston is tragical. And even though she's pushing 40, she clearly does not have a clue. With the exception of Vince Vaughn, Jen goes for the handsome dudes when she looks like she's packing heat herself. Personally, I'd pair her up with Steve Wozniak. You know he'd rub her feet while pulling on her hair and giving her oral; and he wouldn't dump her even if she begged him to. It's time for some security.