Paris Hilton looks like an idiot as she tries to mimic Lady Gaga's flashy style for her BFF reality show photoshoot. On the contrary, eccentric outfits work with Lady Gaga because she's artistic and doesn't pose like some dumb fame whore; instead she walks around pretending that everyone else looks equally ridiculous and she doesn't give a shit.

The large hair bow works on Gaga and Gaga alone. Like Gwen Stefani circa her Harajuku Girl days, it's all about the confidence with which you rock your ridiculous and should not be attempted by the lame. I'm still tryna figure out why Paris's bee sting tits are covered by a corset heavily adorned with enormous jewels. It never ceases to amaze me that this bitch actually thinks she's a princess.