Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Alex DeSilva charged for multiple rape

I rather link it than blog it cause Sarah Palin posts are on POTP probation - Sarah Palin is upset that Levi Johnston says that Sarah knew Bristol and him were having sex. I can't believe Sarah let Levi live at her house!! Did she want Bristol to get sperminated or was she hoping that she would abstain? Okay, got all my comments out in this link. Haha.

Rihanna is back in Barbados.

Speidi and The Hills brats are also no longer worthy of posts. But Spencer Pratt has said the following: "People are calling Lady Gaga the pop princess, [so] what's Heidi - the pop queen?" Asked to name five artists Montag is more talented than, Pratt said, "Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Christina Aguilera." "I wouldn't even compare them to Heidi's level. I am in the studio everyday with Heidi I know what's coming. I can make claims like that."

Thousands of fans gather for Jade Goody's funeral.

Michelle Obama gives a guitar?

Farrah Fawcett is hospitalized. Farrah has been battling cancer since 2006. It went into remission but returned in 2007.

Madonna leaves Malawi. It's a shame that Madonna wasn't approved to adopt Mercy and give her a much better life. Trista and Ryan of The Bachelorette have a baby girl