Jamie Kennedy is the antithesis of sexy and yet he's the arm piece for a sexy woman. Size Two Jennifer Love Hewitt has been showing up everywhere with her man toy since the Country Music Awards. The paps post new event photos and everyday candid shots of 'em together every single day.

Here they are at the NYC premiere of "Finding Bliss." Imagine JLove's scenario. Why would you voluntarily wake up to a face like that? Now close your eyes for a minute and attach said fug face to a butt nekkid man lying inches away from you? Not only is that frightening, but he cums right back to your bed again and again to please you night after night. I shudder.