WTF Video of the Day: Danny Noriega Covers "Poker Face"

One of the most flamboyant American Idol contestants in the show's history, season 7's Danny Noriega, covers Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, he's reminding us all of why he didn't walk away with the title.

Not only is Mr. Noriega's rendition flat, off key, and all over the place, towards the end Danny gets a little too into it. It's not that deep, bro. Danny must be fuckstrated with a dude who can't read his poker face and eff him already. I think this season's frontrunner and flamer Adam Lambert would be up for it. You know that queen is a slut.