I can't figure out who looks worse. Paris' wonk, chiseled jaw, and giraffe-like arm are scary while Kelly Osbourne looks like a dirty, smelly patriotic lezzie clown.
Kelly Osbourne needs to remain in rehab. That is not the face of a sober woman. Her ridiculous tattoos and her ensemble makes me wanna spread her out in the wilderness somewhere and leave her there until birds poop on her.




















April 17th, 2009 5:05 PM
I concur, back to rehab with Kelly. She looks like an escaped mental patient. Who would be that excited to be friends with that skank.
April 17th, 2009 5:10 PM
I love me some Paris but you know she is they type of bitch who would give Kelly some shiz just to make her look horrible and make her look better. Kelly looks a lot like her dad after he ate that birds head! The faces look the same. Since there is no sign of blood or feathers I will safely assume she just snorted a big line of Disco Dust and that explains her happiness. Get help while you are young girl!
April 17th, 2009 7:55 PM
Someone should tell Kelly wearing a flag is never a good look for bigger gals. WTF is with that clown makeup? So wrong!
April 20th, 2009 10:55 AM
I am always amazed by how Hilton looks the same in EVERY FUCKING PICTURE. Seriously, does the bitch walk sideways with her head tilted back all the time? Because if so I have seriously underestimated that hoe's talent. I would be tripping over my own tits if I tried to maneuver my body that way.