May 2009 News Archive

Father Alberto Cutie's decision was a difficult one, but his options were simple. Alberto Cutie had to choose to dump his girlfriend Ruhama Buni Canellis or remain with the Roman Catholic Church.

The prominent Latin priest chose his lady friend and has joined the Episcopal Church instead.

Father Oprah gave a press conference on Thursday where he announced the news. The Episcopal bishop, a half-dozen Episcopal priests and his girlfriend Ruhama Buni Canellis were all standing behind him. During the conference, Alberto didn't mention his scandalous relationship or his future with his ho.

He did say in a statement that he "began to have spiritual and deep ideological struggles" and "has seen the ways that many of my brothers serve God as married men, with the blessing of forming a family."

Cutie was removed from his Miami Beach Catholic church after photos of him smooching and embracing a woman appeared in the pages of a Spanish-language magazine earlier this month. With his leading man good looks, appearances in local newspapers' social pages and as the host of a TV show, Cutie is one of South Florida's most recognizable characters.

Alberto is scheduled to deliver a sermon at his new church this Sunday. The Episcopal Church allows its priests to engage in grown folk's business while the Catholic Church requires them to be celibate.

Play on, playa!

Anna Wintour was going to put Rihanna on the cover of Vogue magazine, but after RiRi's naked pictures leaked onto the internet, things changed.

Star magazine reports, Rihanna and Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour had been talking for weeks about doing the cover and an inside spread, says a close friend of the singer, who adds that the two even chatted about it at the Met Costume Institute Gala on May 4.

"Anna told her Vogue absolutely loves her and really wanted to work with her. Rihanna was ecstatic!” But since the photos came out, says the friend, “Anna hasn’t returned any of her calls. Rihanna’s so upset!”

Vogue needs to get over itself and start being more diverse with its cover choices. I don't really care if RiRi's on the cover and honestly don't feel like she deserves it cause she's a sh*tty role model; but Vogue should step its game up and get with the times by starting to feature public figures of color on a more than once-every-few-years-basis.

Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pennsylvania labor department.

The department wants to determine if the TLC hit show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is complying with the state's child labor laws.

Someone filed a complaint, but the allegations are being kept private and the snitch's name won't be released during the ongoing investigation. You know it was totally Jon's ho Deanna Hummel or Kate's piece Steve Nelid's wifey!!

TLC issued the following response,

"TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations.  Jon and Kate + 8 is no exception.  For an extended period of time, we have been engaged in cooperative discussions and supplied all requested information to the Pennsylvania Department of Labor.  We will continue to engage the appropriate officials and meet any standards or regulations that are applicable to TLC productions."

Kate Gosselin's relatives go on TV and talk sh*t about her and everyone except for TLC and her kids hate her ass. I doubt Kate will make the connection, though. You know she's blaming this all on Jon. Keep those cameras rolling, TLC.

Sour Candy says that she's surprised to make headlines and she stands by saying that Tori killed her papa cause it's "the truth."

Candy Spelling said,

I didn't intend to create headlines. I was asked a question about my daughter not speaking with my family, and I answered truthfully. My husband was very ill, and he had stopped eating and taking liquids. He called Tori on a daily basis, and never stopped asking if Tori had returned his call. We had to say no every day.

I should have known better, but it is the truth. Next, someone will refer to it as 'patricide.' Wait, sorry. Eonline just did that.

Okay, well, I'll admit it. I had to look up "patricide" cause it's not anything I yell out during sex, football games or use on POTP, so I was completely clueless.

It means: the act of killing one's own father. a person who commits such an act.

Sour Candy did say that Tori's actions led to Aaron's death, therefore, she alleges that Tori's a patricide. No wonder Tori doesn't speak to Candy, she's trying to prevent a matricide.

It must be easy to keep away from all that self-righteous crazy. I would love for them to squash their feud, but until Candy stops flapping her dentures to slander her daughter, than she doesn't deserve to have Tori in her life.

This sucks! No wonder Kanye's "Paranoid" video was so sh*tty, it wasn't finished! Kanye West posted the following CAPS LOCK rant yesterday. Maybe I was supposed to get a sense of anger via Kanye's blog post, but I actually feel bad for him. I can't imagine how frustrating unfinished leaks are.

IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE'S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO

In case you haven't seen it, Kanye's leaked 'Paranoid' video is below.

We all know a Candy Spelling. The people who do no wrong, they are simply the victims of evil-doers and they're here to spread the word about these evil folk while courageously fighting the good fight.

While pimping out her new book, Stories From Candyland, during WMAS-FM's Kellogg Krew show Candy Spelling said,

"My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her."

Despite claiming that Tori killed Aaron, Candy says she doesn't know why Tori Spelling doesn't talk to her, "I've always been trying to work on the relationship. I don’t know what the anger is."

In reality Aaron died on June 23, 2006, at the age of 83 following a stroke.

Adam Lambert's sexuality isn't much of a mystery to many, but Kara DioGuardi outs Adam Lambert on The View today.

When asked about Adam Lambert's sexuality, Kara said,

"I don't think that Adam was ever in [the closet]. I think he was always openly out. I think he was. I mean, from what I've seen ... I do. I never thought he wasn't."

When asked if Adam's sexuality influenced Idol voters, DioGuardi said,

"Well, first of all, I hope not ... because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both [Lambert and winner Kris Allen] had that."

So Adam Lambert is out to the people he's closest to: friends, family, and those who know him personally; however, he is not publicly out and Kara should learn how to ambiguously answer questions already. She's been in the spotlight long enough to get a friggin' clue! I'm not upset that Kara outed Adam, but I am upset that she would discuss an Idol contestant's personal life on national television. And if Idol is about "talent and viability" than she shouldn't have brought more attention to Adam's sexuality by talking about it. Lame.

Idol producers should scold DioGuardi and ban her from interviews until she learns how to deal with the media. I guess the one good thing about Paula Abdul is that she speaks a foreign language.

Adam Lambert is one confident singer who honestly doesn't really care. He plays by his own rules and he loves his fans and his hometown and everyone else can suck his armpit.

Adam commented on Clay Aiken's blog where he called Adam's Ring of Fire performance "Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!" Adam told Access Hollywood,

"I don't know Clay. I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him," Lambert said before giving Aiken a thumbs-up sign.

Boo. Hiss. Fingersnap!

Adam also basically said he doesn't give a shit that he lost American Idol cause AT&T are a bunch of homophobic cheaters.

Adam said, "There are plenty of standards and practices set up where they make sure that there's no, foul play. And I don't think it's a conspiracy. I think people are making a big deal out of nothing. A couple of employees handed out a couple of phones and showed people how to use them. I don't think that’s a conspiracy of any kind."

Adam's my fave Mr. Diplomatic.

Lady Gaga isn't feeling the reporter who interviewed her and she gives pretty bitchy answers. Lady Gaga is also unapologetic and honest. She wants a man with a big penis. The end. I want to meet her.

Kanye West's new video for his single "Paranoid" features a very sexy Rihanna in lingerie and a white dress rubbing her body like she's a bottle tryna bring out some strung out genie.

Rihanna is featured throughout the entire video while Kanye only has cameos. It's the ultimate WTF.