Barack Obama spoke with Newsweek about his daughters Sasha and Malia Obama and how they’re adjusting to their new digs and gigs. Heh.

Barack says that Michelle Obama has done a great job with the girls and they’re “happy and normal.” Barack also likes being President, cause he knows his daughters will be protected when they go out on dates.

“And dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times,” he said, laughing, “which I’m perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it.”

“The nice thing is that, partly because of temperament, partly because of Michelle Obama‘s unbelievable parenting skills, I’ve just got some happy, normal kids. And all that stuff that’s going on around them, they just kind of miss. We have not seen any effects, any fishbowl effects, yet on them.”

Barack has nothing to worry about. First of all, the girls won’t have many boys to choose from simply because everyone will be too intimidated. Second, you best treat the President’s daughters right unless you wanna deal with the reprucussions, whatever those may be. It’s doubtful that any idiot would wanna find out.