Cameron Diaz is "dating" Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. The two have had at least one date together, which means this is REALLY serious! I'm not even joking. That's how Adam rolls, literally. Adam's a one-night stand slut, so if you've managed to get him to keep you around by the time lunch hits, you just may be his future wifey.

Cammy Fug and my future baby daddy had a lunch date at LA's Chateau Marmont over the weekend where the two "looked mighty cozy." Adam typically dates women who don't look like pugs, so unless Cammy keeps a stash of masks in her purse that she whips out whenever Adam's in the mood, I'm not buying this hype.