Cameron Diaz is "dating" Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. The two have had at least one date together, which means this is REALLY serious! I'm not even joking. That's how Adam rolls, literally. Adam's a one-night stand slut, so if you've managed to get him to keep you around by the time lunch hits, you just may be his future wifey.
Cammy Fug and my future baby daddy had a lunch date at LA's Chateau Marmont over the weekend where the two "looked mighty cozy." Adam typically dates women who don't look like pugs, so unless Cammy keeps a stash of masks in her purse that she whips out whenever Adam's in the mood, I'm not buying this hype.
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May 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
I heard this was not true. I wanna see a sex tape before I believe any of this ish any more.
May 18th, 2009 9:03 PM
WTF! I thought Cameron was dating someone else and it was way serious. What happened??
May 19th, 2009 3:50 PM
If anyone can handle Adam Levine, you know it's Cameron.
May 21st, 2009 11:56 AM
Adam is having his usual fun, and that's the way this has to be read. Cameron wants solace from Sculfor's split, and why do not have it in majorly sexy way? I would also be happy to heal my heartbruise thanx to his touch. Then of course, we all know nothing lasts in Adam's world, let alone with somebody 7 years older. But they can have great conversations about how to make this world greener, while they sex the room up. That would be at least an improvement over dumbass Jessica Whale Simpson, whose brain reaches a pea size level after efforts, and whose only thought could have been "Sun rises!" "Sun goes down!" "New day!" Ewww ;).
Cam, enjoy yourself. Till he won't switch you, baby ;)