Carrie Prejean Breast Implants Confirmed
Carrie Prejean, Little Miss Self-Righteous Christian, has altered the body that god gave her and had herself some breast implant surgery. What wouldn't Jesus do?
Shanna Moakler, a former Miss USA, exposed that Miss California's anti-gay marriage bimbo Carrie Prejean had gone under the knife to get her titties done. Carrie has said it's not true, but the Miss California pageant officials have confirmed that they paid for Carrie's bubes!!
"We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done," co-director Keith Lewis told Early Show co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez Friday morning.
"We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage. It's not something we endorse, nor is it something that we suggest. But when we meet with the titleholder when she's crowned Miss California, we put to her a litany of questions about how she feels about herself, what she feels she needs to work on, what she may need to change, what is good, what is not good."
Eff this Keith Lewis motherf*cker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Having large boobs gives you the confidence to present yourself in "the best possible light?" Of course a male would say this shit! And if you're paying for something, dumbass, you are endorsing it!
Ugh. I'm so mad right now. Carrie's a liar and I hope she feels embarrassed. Quick, someone bust this slut's implants and shove 'em down her throat.
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July 26th, 2009 8:14 AM
I don't know what Jesus would.
I'd mount up!
May 2nd, 2009 1:00 AM
@ Name... Catty fail. Booo!
May 1st, 2009 9:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS: "Dumpy Gossip Blogger Obsessive, Catty"
May 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
I think at this point we are quite sure she is not capable of feeling embarrassed...
May 1st, 2009 1:04 PM
Typical Christian fanatic..Say one thing and do a whole different thing behind closed doors. Remember the preacher from Denver? He was my favorite...totally against gays then it comes out he smokes meth and buys male escorts! See if he was allowed to be who he was then he probably wouldn't have turned to drugs, cheated on his wife while doing it in the name of Jesus. Pretty sure that isn't a good idea!
May 1st, 2009 12:20 PM
Guess Carrie's nose has grown as long as her bubes now, huh?