Carrie Prejean is being punished for getting her titties done and posing nude. Hallelujah!

San Diego’s Vista Unified School District board members got a little too excited that one of their natives was making nationwide headline news. The anxious dorks wanted to honor Miss California by designating an official “Carrie Prejean Day.”

The proposal was up for votes and it was reported that only one person was in favor of Carrie’s day! No one else voted for the approval.

Dissenter Steve Lily, VP of the school board, said that the district had never honored a former student and didn’t want to start with someone who “had breast implants, posed semi-nude” and whose goal was to be a Victoria’s Secret model.

I don’t really care what the reason for rejecting Carrie Prejean Day is, as long as she’s denied. Can I get a witness?