Check out this photo of Carrie and Michael Phelps!!!!!!!!!!! They so had sex.

Scandal is damn good for business and the recent skanks of the Miss USA pageants have reminded us that the dumb pageants still exist. Why get rid of Carrie, another ditzy pageant queen? It's not like she had lezzie pics like that one girl Donald gave the boot a few years ago.

Anyway, Carrie Prejean took her topless photos when she was 18, TMZ confirms.

The photos were also taken after her boob job and when she was well over 18. This is disturbing! For one, Carrie's boobs sag for having plastic in 'em and Carrie doesn't understand that photos like hers are considered kiddie porn if taken when you're younger than 18? Carrie said she was 17 so she could claim that she was young and dumb so she could hold onto her tiara. Can we give her an IQ test and fire her based on those results, please?

The Donald will be announcing his decision in a news conference tomorrow at 2 p.m. Eastern. 

Since Carrie was 18 when the shots were taken, we all deserve to see the rest of her scandalous pix. After that, make her go away.