Christina Aguilera to Star in Film Titled 'Burlesque'

Preceding Christina Aguilera's baby making days with a fugly, thick dude, she was a certified skank. Christina would take sexy pics all the time, nude photos, would talk about sex like Tyra Banks talks about herself, and wore barely there outfits. She also wanted to go by the name Xtina cause she was that sexual.

And although Ms. Aguilera has tamed herself down a bit, she's still a slut at heart, and that's why she was born to play a burlesque ho in her film debut. Xtina won't even be acting, just recreating the shiz she used to do in the bedroom for years!

Aguilera will play an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club that appears to be right out of Bob Fosse's "Cabaret."

Donald De Line will produce.

Aguilera has never starred in a film, though she lent her voice to the animated "Shark Tale."

"I couldn't be more excited, as this was a project written with her in mind," Screen Gems topper Clint Culpepper said.

The movie will shoot late this year.