Cops Called to Doug Reinhardt's House

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are headed for a split. Paris has said that she wants to get married and have kids and Doug has said that his infected girlfriend is wifey material. The two are moving pretty fast and the fame whores have been seen everywhere on a very frequent basis.

Just four days after Paris moved into Doug's crib, the po po were called to his house at 1 in the a.m. today. The two were screaming at each other and neighbors couldn't sleep.

When cops arrived, Paris and Doug wouldn't open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

Earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.

The night Paris moved in, there was a ridiculously loud party and neighbors complained to cops. The next morning, six cars on the street were keyed.

Paris really doesn't seem like the arguing type, does she? She seems too stupid to be able to carry on any kind of conversation, let alone an argument. I can't imagine what she'd be fighting over, either, other than trying to talk him into having an open relationship or giving excuses for forgetting to take her Valtrex.