Eminem, 'Jessica Simpson Got Fat!'

Immature hypocrite Eminem talked to Detroit's Metro Times about his video "We Made You" in which he ridicules an overweight Jessica Simpson.

Eminem claims that Tony Romo is one of his favorite quarterbacks and he really didn't want to piss him off by mocking his girl, but decided to do it because "Jessica got fat."

Marshall Mathers said,

"Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks. I don't think he's my favorite — but he's certainly one of my favorites. So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing. Jessica got fat. I mean, not really fat, but she certainly got fat for ... well, Jessica Simpson got fat for Jessica Simpson! You know what I mean?"

"I've always wanted people to be able to look back at each video and go, 'Oh, remember what was going on at that moment! ... That's when Jessica Simpson got fat. And even if she gets thin again, that's fine. But for that moment in time, she was fat."

Still, he was nervous.

"I started thinking, like, 'Man!' I was telling [manager] Paul [Rosenberg] and everyone around me, 'Man, I don't wanna piss Tony Romo off and he starts throwing games for the Cowboys!'"

Gawd damn this man! Slim Shady should target Jelly Clarkson instead!