After rumors that seem to have thrived for months upon months, Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will be gracing the cover of Playboy magazine. Are you eye-rollin'? Why? She was born for this shit! Heidi already looks like she was bred in the Playboy mansion to begin with, so don't hate. This is a fake titty ho's destiny.
Heidi claims that she's going nekkid as a wedding gift to her greasy husband, Spencer Pratt.
The devout Christian will be paid $500k to take it off! Heidi will be keeping her lady parts covered, but she'll be topless in the spread. That means her implants are worth $250k a piece. The return on that plastic is better than Walmart stocks.
I'm really looking forward to Hedi's Playboy spread. I know you all don't understand why I'm in love with Heidi, but that's my b*tch! Her boobs are all implants too, there's, like, no natural fat in them. I expect them to be all kinds of ugly and deformed looking; and I'm overdue for a laugh at some girl with bad bubes because it makes me feel much better about my gut.
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May 5th, 2009 3:33 PM
I love it! I can't stand Spencer as much as her. She is okay without the shitstain next to her. I will check this out. This girl is going to be so jacked up from plastic surgery in a few years. You might as well capture the moment now, while you look semi-decent!
May 5th, 2009 3:38 PM
I can't wait. I look at Heidi and think Playboy bunny/ porn star. She's been going for that look for years!
May 5th, 2009 5:37 PM
@ Firecracker ...well she thoroughly succeeded.