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Jessica Biel no makeup

The typically bare faced and always masculine Jessica Biel is the newest celebrity to become a Revlon model.

Revlon announced that Jess will be its newest Global Brand Ambassador, joining Jessica Alba, Halle Berry and Jennifer Connelly for a deceptive new ad campaign - you know these hos don't wear such cheap makeup.

Jessica will begin starring in international print and broadcast campaigns in spring 2010.

Uh, I love Jess - her personality is great, her ass is magnificent and she can sing, but those attributes aside - b*tch sounds like a dude!

Unless Kristen Bell (the voice of the narrator on Gossip Girl) is doing voice-over for Jess, if you're not watching your TV screen while the shemale's ads are on and you only hear Jess' voice, folk will think a tranny is peddling lipstick. There's just no need for confusion when you're trying to sell feminine products.

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2 Comments

  1. AmyGrindhouse

    There is something mannish about her that I cannot figure out... maybe it's the man voice or broad shoulders. Hmmm.

  2. Craigmackk

    Biel is the least attractive of the major Jessicas in Hollywood today. Acting notwithstanding, I've never dug nor understood her sex appeal.

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