Jamie Kennedy is so in love and so blind and so deaf. He says that he's encouraging girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt to be the next Jessica Simpson.
Jamie said, "[Jennifer] is writing a country song, and I really want to make her a new demo for her music, because I think she should do singing again. She's so good."
Forget critics or what fans want, a biased boyfriend is the best judge of his girlfriend's talent! What else is Jenny "so good" at, Jamie?
I haven't supported this f*ckship from day one, but now I'm definitely anti-Jamiffer. Hahahaha! I will use that one in the future, you read it here first. Anyway, Jamie's gonna get dumped and Jennifer will get dropped by her label, if she tries to go country. And then she'll get knocked up and engaged, then the baby daddy will dump her. So she'll get married to another dude who will then go on to cheat on her with her best friend while Jen's at her side dish lover's house accidentally getting knocked up again. We know this!
I have a crystal ball when it comes to f*ckships. Can you see these two imploding all over the tabloids too?
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May 20th, 2009 6:01 PM
never mind about the country singing and hookups, Hewitt seems to be one of the few people who can pull of skinny jeans and high high heeled shoes without coming off as a prostitute.
May 20th, 2009 6:04 PM
LOL
May 20th, 2009 6:17 PM
"Jammifer" = LMFAO.
Ironically, this relationship is probably rife for the perfect lyrics of a typical country song. Jammifer's got some material and should be taking copious notes on things right now.
May 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
I would be interested to know what she sounded like so that I could gently mock her after the fact... then I would conk her over the head and steal those shoes.