Women flock to John Mayer's dick like flies to Paris Hilton's crotch. John Player knows that, and he decided to have fun with his slutty image. A drunken Johnny stumbled outta a club on Saturday with lipstick kisses all over his face and shirt.
John is every kind of whore that we need less of. He's a man whore, fame whore and an attention whore all wrapped up into one stick of douche who sings-romantic-songs-but-only-keeps-his-b*tches-around-for-a-few-months. Such a panty-creaming liar!
That being said, I find John Player irresistible and he can play me anytime that he wants to.
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May 18th, 2009 1:51 PM
We need to spade and neuter the John Mayer pet population.
May 18th, 2009 5:55 PM
@ Craigmackk - SECONDED - can we somehow have this motion carried?
May 18th, 2009 6:21 PM
@Amy - I know, right? In a perfect world..