John Mayer's Drunk Michael Jackson Dance Video
Women flock to John Mayer's dick like flies to Paris Hilton's crotch. John Player knows that, and he decided to have fun with his slutty image. A drunken Johnny stumbled outta a club on Saturday with lipstick kisses all over his face and shirt.
John is every kind of whore that we need less of. He's a man whore, fame whore and an attention whore all wrapped up into one stick of douche who sings-romantic-songs-but-only-keeps-his-b*tches-around-for-a-few-months. Such a panty-creaming liar!
That being said, I find John Player irresistible and he can play me anytime that he wants to.
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May 18th, 2009 6:21 PM
@Amy - I know, right? In a perfect world..
May 18th, 2009 5:55 PM
@ Craigmackk - SECONDED - can we somehow have this motion carried?
May 18th, 2009 1:51 PM
We need to spade and neuter the John Mayer pet population.