Women flock to John Mayer's dick like flies to Paris Hilton's crotch. John Player knows that, and he decided to have fun with his slutty image. A drunken Johnny stumbled outta a club on Saturday with lipstick kisses all over his face and shirt.

John is every kind of whore that we need less of. He's a man whore, fame whore and an attention whore all wrapped up into one stick of douche who sings-romantic-songs-but-only-keeps-his-b*tches-around-for-a-few-months. Such a panty-creaming liar!

That being said, I find John Player irresistible and he can play me anytime that he wants to.