Creative genius and immature womanizer John Mayer is taking heat for getting girls in lipstick to kiss him before flaunting his face and T-shirt to the paparazzi.

John Player didn’t realize that his fun was in really poor taste, considering that he had just dumped Jennifer Maniston a few months prior and has been hitting on waitresses in NYC. John posted a few rants on his Twitter page, defending his man whore ways. John said,

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.

Let’s hammer this out today. Long before ‘douches’ and ‘famewhores’ there were these people called ‘showbiz types.’ Showbiz types’ are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much.

So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry.

I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting…I’m off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day.”

Some people are pretty worked up over John Player’s tweets, but I personally dismiss all of it cause you know he was getting his dick sucked while he posted this mess!

John Player doesn’t even know what he’s tryna say. He just issued a plea to kill it with the labels cause they’re messing up his game. I wish I could do that for the douche, famewhore, male slut, attention whore womanizer, but he hasn’t provided enough supporting evidence to contradict those labels. Poor baby.