Jon Gosselin is Cheating With Deanna Hummel? Deanna Speaks Out

Jon Gosselin hasn't followed Reality TV Husband 101 rules and was caught with 23 year-old friend of his Deanna Hummel at 2 a.m. in the morn, sans wedding ring.

Well Deanna is speaking out in his defense and alleges that Jon is not cheating on wife and mother of his eight kiddos, Kate Gosselin. We should believe her because?....

"We're just friends.It's absurd that anyone would think otherwise."

According to Hummel, she met Gosselin through a mutual pal a couple of months ago. Since then, the two have been hanging out. The social outings have included visits to each other's houses and nights out on the town, but always with others there, and it's always all innocent.

Hummel admits that the two did show up at Legends Bar in Reading, Pa., recently, but says a published photo of her driving Gosselin's car has been misinterpreted.

"He just got this new car and I wanted to drive it. I'm into cars. Because of who he is, it gets portrayed the wrong way, and it's unfair to him and his family. He did not by any means call me 'babe,' " she says. "Nobody calls me babe. That made me laugh."

Deanna also says that Jon is "married with eight children" and that she would never think of pursuing more than a friendship with him. She also said that Jon is "a very nice guy" which means that they are not f*cking, all. I can't remember the last time I was interested in "a very nice guy." Jon's penis belongs to Kate, literally. You know she's had him by the balls ever since the two met.