I was actually home on Saturday night, fully aware that Justin Timberlake was hosting SNL, but I chose not to watch it. I am that rebellious. So rebellious that I'm borderline retard and shit but I don't care. It's just that A) I'm not a big JT fan B) JT's comedy is brilliant and he should stop teasing us and join SNL already and C) The internet has robbed me of my sense of urgency. I knew that JT's skits would go up online, so I chose to keep adding my hundreds of cds to my iTunes instead.

Here's Justin's Mother's Day SNL skit, Motherlover. It is sick. It is twisted. It is hilarious.