Kate Gosselin Cheating, Having Affair With Bodyguard

Kate Gosselin has allegedly cheated on her husband Jon Gosselin first.

Kate's penis of choice belongs to her personal trainer. She also likes to hook up with her bodyguard, "Mr. Gray" who is the grey-haired dude pictured above. Kate is traveling around the country on a book tour for her newest book Eight Little Faces with her alleged "Mr. Gray" man candy.

"Jon goes out to meet other women because Kate has given him the cold shoulder," explains a source.

I actually think that cheating is the only thing that could keep these two together and make them happy. They are miserable together, they practically despise each other. They're bored. Unsatisfied. Stuck. I would say that Jon and Kate should split, but there's Eight Little Faces we're talking about here. That would be really rough on the kids, so I think Jon & Kate Plus Affairs is the way to go.

If Kate and Jon can cheat responsibly, then go head now. Now if anyone I knew was cheating and married, all hell would break lose. But I can't speak of any couple that seems as tortured as these two. They're the exception to the rule and their children shouldn't have to grow up in a house filled with so much tension.