Lindsay Lohan is so messy that the cops thought that someone broke into her crib and left a mess. In reality, dirt is a cokewhore's best friend, and having your house look like a few tornadoes ripped through it is how Firesnatch likes to keep her space.

On Tuesday, Los Angeles police were notified that someone tripped an alarm at the actress' house around 3 p.m. in Hollywood.

Turns out, the mess likely belonged to Lohan.

Police asked themselves, "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner told the Associated Press.

LAPD cops are sooooo bored these days. Don't they have another celebrity DUI arrest they should be making? Geezus.