Eminem talks about Mariah Carey in his song “Bagpipes From Baghdad” on his new album, Relapse. Nick Cannon has fired back in a 2-page rant about Eminem that I didn’t have the stomach to go through. I only skimmed it and read Nick type something like, “What if someone made fun of Michelle Obama.” Nick is SO deep. Also, people DO make fun of Michelle Obama. Try again, f*cktard.
Nick’s gotta protect his ATM machine so he goes off on Slim Shady. Eminem is the one who sounds like an idiot for lusting after a married idiot diva like Mariah.
“Mariah whatever happened to us,” he raps. “Why did we ever have to break-up?” He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f— up,” he raps. “I’m not playing, I want her back, you punk.” It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, “I wish you luck with that … wh—”
Excerpt from Nick Cannon’s blog:
Homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey!
Eminem is one of the few men that I can think of, famous or not, who do not know how to let anything go. It’s really sad. Eminem recently confessed that he was addicted to pills; it’s painfully obvious that he was poppin’ all the wrong ones!