May 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

Paris Hilton has made one of Doug Reinhardt's neighbors so miserable that he's willing to pay his landlord an extra $5,000 if he sends Paris packing.

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism. We're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.

The neighbor rents his property for $22,000 but is willing to pay $27,000 a month if Paris gets the boot. The neighbor requested that TMZ keep him anonymous, but this rich dude sounds crazier than Paris Hilton. If he knows who Paris is, he should know that her relationships are seasonal. His 'ruined life' will be much better by August. Tops.

Jillian Harris just may be the most likable Bachelorette in the show's history. Jillian Harris, 29, is also one of the oldest Bachelorettes in history. And she's Canadian. Progress? Jillian is the cutesy restaurant interior designer who has supervised projects in Canada and the U.S.

She is an only child and says that she looks forward to starting her own family. Jillian is very close to her parents and says she believes in the show and the possibility it provides for finding true love. Jillian is completely right! It doesn't matter how you meet your boo, all that matters is the quality of your relationship wit yo boo.

Things are also a lil different this year. Jillian has five extra men to choose from, making her total a whopping 30 penises and 60 testicles! It will be interesting to see if Jillian will have to eliminate, like, half of her suitors during the first episode, or if she'll get an extra week to test drive more of the hawt dudes.

I love this show. I am possessed with it. It's a fairytale come to life and it premieres tonight at 9 p.m. on ABC.

Jillian Harris was the third runner-up on the last season of The Bachelor when she was left heartbroken when Jason Mesnick cut her loose cause he said she's more of a friend who gives it to him in a hot tub than a girlfriend.

Jillian is on the rebound and her search for love continues today. She says that Jason encouraged her to take the gig.

Jillian told Extra, "Jason was helping me quite a bit to make up my mind to do this. He is somebody that I talked to and he really supported me. I had to sort of cut off my relationship with Jason [to do the show], but it’s temporary, and I will definitely be friends with him after all of this is over."

On whether she found her Mr. on The Bachelorette:

“I definitely know that falling in love is very, very possible, and I'm obviously in a very good mood right now. [My fear going into this was] what if I don’t fall in love? What if I get to the end of it and I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel? Is it really possible? But I can say that that is not a problem. I'm definitely feeling the way I wanted to feel in this situation.”

Holly Madison's boobs are so much better than Lindsay Lohan's, we can all see that. And Holly's also comfortable with getting nekkid, we have all seen that also; therefore, Holly's the perfect choice for anything that involves nudity. Oh yes she is.

The 30 year-old former Girl Next Door will be going topless in front of a live audience in a Las Vegas show called PEEPSHOW. Holly will be filling in for Kelly Monaco, the b*tch Lindsay Lohan was hoping to replace. Mel B is also the other main hottie in the show.

Congrats to Holly!

Bruce Jenner's face is one of the reasons why I could never really get into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. He looks like a burn victim. It's so sad!

Bruce has been taunted about his looks for years; he had bad plastic surgery over 20 years ago; he finally decided to fix his face this year.

Life & Style featured Bruce's new look and I think he looks the same: part lizard, part grandpa and part porcupine.

The 1976 Olympic decathlon gold medalist finally corrected the partial face-lift and nose job that went wrong more than two decades ago. "We love the results!" raves Kim. "He looks 10 years younger. You can hardly tell he had anything done."

"You can hardly tell he had anything done." - Kimmy is right about that!

Final post of the day, all. Woot!

Happy Friday!

Word on the blogs is that Ashlee Simpson is preggers with baby number two. Bronxina is on the way!

Ace Showbiz is reporting that Ashlee is "just a few weeks along" but that she is "beyond thrilled" to be pregnant again. She plans to keep the news quiet for at least two more months before going public.

Ashlee hopes the baby she is carrying will make her and Pete closer than ever as their hectic schedules have made them strained. "She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

Ashlee is married to her baby daddy, she doesn't need to have a second child to "hang on to" Pete's dick! I rather hear a rumor about Papa Joe giving Pete sex tips advice cause at least we'd know that rumor is actually true.

Whenever I watch 30 Rock, I laugh until I fear that I've injured myself. Anywho, everyone showed up in the 30 Rock finale to sing this hilarious song, "Kidney Now."

Singers that I know made a cameo are: Elivis Costello, Mary J. Blige, Adam Levine (LUV HIM!!! MUAH.), Sheryl Crow, Clay Aiken, Cyndi Lauper, Sara Bareilles, Norah Jones, Moby, Wyclef Jean and The Beastie Boys.

Dunno who I'm missing.

Jennifer Hudson's lucky fan Melissa got to sing with THEE Jennifer Hudson live on the Today Show this morning. Talk about an opportunity that'll make you piss in yo panties!

JHud picked the final four Today Show contestants before Melissa won it all! Melissa can really belt it out and I hope that her incredible opportunity will open some doors for her.

I had completely forgotten what a brilliantly talented singer Jennifer Hudson is. She is Whitney Houston 2.0, no exaggeration.

Matt Lauer interviews Jennifer Hudson about her family tragedy and JHud gets extremely uncomfortable. Will she ever be able to live this down?

Jennifer said that God has given her the support that she needs and she has forgiveness in her heart. Using God as an answer to any question that you'd rather say STFU to is the best answer to any question! Speaking from personal experience, growing up in a religious household gives you some great tools.

Also, I wonder if the Jennifer pregnancy rumor is true? I hope so cause her outfit was a disaster.

Carrie Prejean is being punished for getting her titties done and posing nude. Hallelujah!

San Diego's Vista Unified School District board members got a little too excited that one of their natives was making nationwide headline news. The anxious dorks wanted to honor Miss California by designating an official "Carrie Prejean Day."

The proposal was up for votes and it was reported that only one person was in favor of Carrie's day! No one else voted for the approval.

Dissenter Steve Lily, VP of the school board, said that the district had never honored a former student and didn't want to start with someone who "had breast implants, posed semi-nude" and whose goal was to be a Victoria's Secret model.

I don't really care what the reason for rejecting Carrie Prejean Day is, as long as she's denied. Can I get a witness?