Paris Hilton and her douchey boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are vacationing in the Caribbean right now and it looks like Paris' bikini came in a kid's size. Her deflated booty is too big for her bikini, but who cares about that? Paris is turning into an Indian woman from the booty crack up. At least we can all take solace knowing that the b*tch will be kept off her back for the next few days. Someone should tell her that semen is SPF 0.
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May 12th, 2009 9:46 PM
HOLY SHIZ...See kids, this is what happens when all you do is spray tan and don't realize there are products that keep this from happening. I love me some Paris but OMG...That looks like it hurts!