Robert Pattinson Shirtless on New Moon Set, Kissing Kristen Stewart Pictures

 

Let me connect the dots with my tongue, Patsy! Yum. Yum. Robert Pattinson flaunted some painted on abs while in Italy on the set of New Moon. He needs to get a tan on dem nipples.

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Rob also got frisky with Kristen Stewart. He has some CGI dots all up on his face and chest, but it's not like anyone's focusing on that. What is it about this man that makes him so f*ckable?

Is it Robert Pattinson's chiseled features? Gorgeous hair? It's not the body, I've seen better... I think it's his look. Even when he's messy and dirty, he's still worthy of a roll around in the hay.... Hmmm... I can't describe it actually. That's what makes Patsy so hawt, I can't put my finger on it, he just IS!

One of my friends updated her Facebook last month saying that she finally watched Twilight and Robert Pattinson "is a man who understands what sex appeal is!" I think that's it. He has swagger.

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6 Comments

  1. Katy

    ummmmm... ewe im glad im not kristen stewart id rather her when she kisses taylor lautner. he is HOT!

  2. tori

    HOT hot he is the hottest man alive

  3. AmyGrindhouse

    ...I meant off camera, like in real life or whatever. He's a pasty Brit, just how we likes em (but fair point). So, just tanning the nips. Works for me :)

  4. Firecracker

    Robert Pattinson plays Edward Cullen (a vampire), he's not supposed to be tan, but his nipples are practically translucent and he needs to tan them! Ha. As if that's possible. :-p

  5. AmyGrindhouse

    He does need some self tan and a little less fug.

  6. Ken B

    now i am understanding your fierce defense of gay rights... a woman that thinks this dude is sexy must be a borderline lesbian herself, so obviously rights will be an issue for you when you have the courage to finally come out... effeminate is NOT the new macho! this dude, at least the media SAYS hes a dude, is so close to being female its scary... how can there be such an argument that gays arent in charge when madison ave and now hollywood are telling us that this skinny, hairless, totally feminine look is whats now sexy??? this dude and dumbdam lambert could totaly get married and no one would even think to question if either was the woman... no need for a same sex law, one wears the tux and the other a dress, problem solved

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