Shia LaBeouf talks to Playboy magazine about losing his virginity. Inspired by a porno, he threw in a pillow, and then things took a turn for the worst. Shia says that he busted his first consensual nut four years ago, which would make him 18 at the time.
Shia said,
"I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."
"I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed ... and clearly this wasn't the move.
And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***."
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May 15th, 2009 4:22 PM
To be honest, there is something about a man who says he isn't that endowed. I find that usually he is. Most guys who front like they have a sausage only a horse could appreciate turn out to be smaller than my willy after an ice bath. Either way, I would be happy with whatever Shia is working with!!
May 15th, 2009 5:22 PM
I'm horny...now.....O o
May 15th, 2009 5:24 PM
He is starting to gross me out with all these sex quotes. Ick.