June 2009 News Archive

Lil Miss Attentionaholic wants to let us know that she is also a workaholic. Uh, how can you be a workaholic when you're unemployed?!

Lindsay Lohan told Britain's OK magazine,

"It's not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends' parents. I am the hardest-working person I know. I'm a workaholic. I don't know what to do when I'm not working.

Look at how Lindsay measures her work ethic by comparing herself to her drug dealers and slacker friends. That's cute. She probably is the hardest working person she knows, but that ain't saying much!

Here's Lindz promoting her cheap spray tan line Sevin Nyne in Vegas over the weekend. As you can see, LiLo paid homage to Michael Jackson by posting an attention whore hat photo on her Twitter.

Josh Duhamel is sexy and confident, swoon! But does that mean that he's the total package?

Josh's nude photos leaked online like last year and he didn't even care. In the July issue of Men's Health magazine Josh says that his penis pictures are no biggie. Pun intended.

“To me, it’s funny at this point. Whatever. It’s done. It was very cold in the studio, by the way!”

No matter how cold a studio is, I remain unimpressed. You'll have to hit Google for the uncensored version.

I really hate to say it, well... maybe I'll just change my mind later, but Megan Fox is growing on me. Megan Fox is still ridiculous and awkward, but she's also pretty much A-list and her success has hit her overnight, which could explain much of it. Here's Megan on The Early Show being somewhat witty and looking as Shia LaBeouf says in this video, "phenomenally sexy."

Megan is gorgeous enough to make me forget about how ridiculous she is. I can tolerate her on film more than in print. But if I had to pick out a flaw, and I must, I'd say that Megan's throat is too bony. It's the kind of fug that Kimora Lee Simmons and others suffer from in the throat area. Muahahahahahahaha! You can't have it all, b*tch.

Sarah Jessica Parker is talented and smart!

Shortly following many marriage trouble rumors, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced that they were expecting twin daughters via a surrogate mother! Yep, way smart. That's how you silence tabloid writers.

This picture came out yesterday and I was terrified to post it cause I didn't know who would try to bill me $15k for doing so, but I decided to give it a try. Here's Sarah, hubby Matthew Broderick and their six year-old biological son Jamie Wilkie. What a gorgeous family!

Awwww. I remember the days when I would frequently make Princess RiRi posts cause she was that fashion forward.

Those posts nearly vanished as her personal troubles got in the way, but her drama is behind her now and she's still rocking crazy outfits. I love her for it. Rihanna has balls!

Here's Rihanna arriving at the Gramercy Hotel in New York City last night. She partied it up with a few friends. Her ensemble makes her look like she's ready to hit a stage, white gloves included! You have to admire all of her effort. She's also getting a nice summer tan going. The diva is makin' it rain. Here's more of RiRi last night along with other pics of some of her boldest looks.

Maury Povich doesn't need to be on standby, cause Arnold Klein is the biological father of Michael Jackson's children with Debbie Rowe.

Michael Jr. and Paris are the children that Michael's ex-wife Debbie Rowe gave birf to via surrogate. Arnold Klein is an LA-based dermatologist and Debbie's former boss.

"He is the dad," says a Jackson insider. "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."

Though neither Rowe nor Jackson ever confessed to their kids' true lineage, she did admit in 2002 that she carried his children as a personal favor (and would not confirm that the marriage was ever consummated).

"I said, 'Let me do this. You need to be a dad. You have been so good to me,'" Rowe -- who met Jackson when she was a nurse's assistant in the 1980s -- has said.

Suddenly I'm reminded of Princess Diana. There is so much information that will be uncovered. I hope that people won't be creating conspiracy theories and leaking scandalous details for years and years to come. RIP, Michael!

Debbie Rowe is not their mother/ She's just a girl who claims that she is the one/ But the kid is not her son! Heh.

Michael Jackson is not the biological father of any of his children! That's not much of a shock considering that the kids don't exactly look like him. What is shocking is that Debbie Rowe merely rented out her womb. Debbie's eggs were not used to conceive Michael's first two kids: Michael Jr. and Paris. Debbie Rowe was just a surrogtate baby mama.

Michael's youngest son, Prince Michael II, was conceived via a surrogate who did NOT know who the receiving parent was. Aaaaaahhhh! She didn't know that she was giving her baby to Michael Jackson! Prince Michael II was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego. Jackson's lawyer picked up the baby from the hospital and delivered him to Michael.

According to the nosy folks at TMZ,

We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.

Although Rowe is not the biological mother, it's not a slam dunk that she would lose a custody battle. This type of case has never been litigated in California courts. Since Rowe was married to Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, there's a presumption that she's the biological parent. That presumption can be rebutted by other evidence.

We know there are documents outlining the whole arrangement for the birth of all three kids. Nonetheless, it's still an open issue with the courts.

This just all proves that real life is crazier than fiction. What will come out with next?

It is my pleasure to announce that the baddest b*tch in the game, Snarky, will be blogging for POTP tomorrow. Not only will Snarky be back tomorrow, but she'll be blogging for 3 weeks straight while I vacay in mid-July to early August.

OMG, I luv her so much. Also, I was talking to Snarky earlier today and I didn't spend the night at home, but now I'm able to get into it. You'll be back to your regularly scheduled gossip very very soon.

Snarky's daughter Brooklyn is here, check out pictures of her gorgeousness by visiting Snarky's Myspace.

UPDATE: I don't know how I forgot this. Snarky will begin blogging for POTP a few days/ week beginning August. She's back, y'all. :)

WELCOME BACK, SNARKY!!!!!!

Usher and Tameka Foster's split is messy, ugly and scandalous. But this story makes a lot of sense.

Usher and Tameka Foster separated a long time ago, yet Tameka Foster got pregnant with Usher's second son during their turmoil. Who da baby daddy?!

Usher's first son Usher Raymond V is 18 months old. His youngest son Naviyd is only 6 months old. Usher is seeking a paternity test, according to the National Enquirer.

“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did this happen?’ - because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” revealed a friend of the star. People have been telling him that around the time the little boy was conceived, Tameka got together with another man.”

Usher also reportedly plans to fight for custody of his children. Of course! He doesn't wanna pay Tammy stacks in child support, but he probably will have to anyway. I hope Usher's not scorned by all this. He should have found a cute lil wifey, not an older masculine hubby with three sons from different baby daddies and a fraudulent record. It's not Tammy's fault that she saw a golden opportunity and ran with it.

Those eyebrows are killing me! Mariah Carey is taking out revenge against Eminem by dressing up like the rapper who has mentioned her in interviews for the past eight years.

Eminem and Mariah Carey briefly dated in 2001 and he's gone on record about it numerous times including insulting her and Nick Cannon in his new song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

Mariah shot "Obsessed" in New York City on Monday and the song includes the lyrics, "You're so lame....Ooh boy, why you so obsessed with me? Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress/Last man on the earth/still couldn't get this."

In a BBC radio interview Eminem addressed Nick's response,

"There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line... But it's like this, the way I look at it. I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was going to start wildin' out on me," he said.

Good for MiMi! Maybe Eminem will finally let it go.