Bret Michaels is an idiot whose nose, lip and ego sustained injuries during last Sunday's Tony Awards.
Bret Michaels claims that Bret he was never "informed that the descending set piece existed, let alone would be moving into position as he was exiting the stage. I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern." Bret's right! He really didn't belong at the Tonys to begin with.
Bret left a LONG myspace blog where he blames everyone but himself. The statement also says that "the full extent of his injuries remains to be seen until all x-rays are back."
Why is Bret reacting like there's massive internal bleeding going on or he's contracted one of Paris Hilton's diseases? Bret's lucky his wig came in handy and he didn't bust up his bald head. Check out that shiny, new Barbie wig in the photo on the right. I wanna smoke out with him and give him cornrows.
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June 11th, 2009 3:44 PM
lmao. u wanna do the same thing I wanna do wit snoop d o double g
June 11th, 2009 4:55 PM
The weave, the teefs, the collogen. I would rather look at the scars.
June 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
It looks like Bret was in a bar brawl with someone rather than being at the Tony Awards. Why was he there anyway? Did he receive Bret Butler's invitation in the mail by accident?