David Beckham's new Armani ad debuted in London yesterday. Beckham's package drew a crowd of thousands. Fans also got to meet Becks at the Selfridges department store.

David Beckham's Armani ad looks like some metrosexual George of the Jungle shiz. His hair looks oily, his face looks scary and I dunno whether he'd spank me with that rope when he wants to. Suggestions: No rope, no hair grease, no boxers on the hips, just let the undies hang down from his teeth instead.