Kelly Clarkson must weigh like 210 pounds. Miss Piggy looks like she packed on at least a few more pounds every time new pictures come out.
She's so cute, though! Jelly Clarkson's just like a waddling little lady, all bloated and flat chested and fug.
Kelly Clarkson went shopping in Sydney, Australia, yesterday. Too bad they don't sell willpower! No, seriously, if they did, I would fly out and buy a few dozen bottles.
Do You Think Kelly Clarkson Should Lose Weight?
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June 4th, 2009 4:45 PM
sydney must be one of the ports of call for the latest 'rosie' cruise ship tour...
June 4th, 2009 6:17 PM
She has put on weight, the fact that she dresses like crap for her shape is not helping either.
June 4th, 2009 8:05 PM
FC, you know I gotta defend Kelly and her weight. I know you gotta do what you gotta do, but homegirl isn't fat. She's average. If Nicole Richie and all these other skinny bitches would just eat a sandwich, then we'd be in business.
Ken, are you trying to imply that a) Kelly is a lesbian because she's fat, or that b) all lesbians are fat? You're just plain up ignorant.
June 4th, 2009 8:52 PM
lets be honest here, there are some women who dont really have a choice about turning les, see above pic also aforementioned rosie. ya jus know once a girl who is already less than attractive gets heavy her chances of being wooed by her prince charming diminish drastically so its the logical option to buy to the other side and seek acceptance from women of similar circumstances... not all lesbos were born as such, some simply have no choice but to find other, heavy, ugly but loving women to cuddle and eat donuts with...
June 5th, 2009 3:31 AM
@ S-Dawg,
I'm just calling a spade a spade. Kelly looks like she's about 43% body fat. There's nothing "average" about that other than an increasing number of people are overweight and obese.
I know that Kelly's about 43% cause I have a better idea of percentages since I work with a personal trainer now who wants to bring my % down. Kelly should be at 23%.
Because I heart you so much, I'm trying to eliminate using the word 'tranny,' even though I think it's a harmless and fun word. But I'm not going to stop calling Jelly Clarkson fat, cause the bitch is overweight.
Whether I'm gossip blogging or not, if I see an overweight person on the street, famous or not, I'm not going to call him or her "average," I'm gonna use the word "fat!"
Hugs.
June 5th, 2009 8:32 AM
yall lay off, Kelly you look sexy to me!
June 5th, 2009 11:49 AM
Unless you're a transgendered or transsexual individual yourself, then no, your use of the term "tranny" is neither harmless nor fun. It is, however, demonstrative of what an asshole you are.
And just because you have self-esteem issues and waste all of your free time in a gym trying to attain some unrealistic body type you see in magazines doesn't mean everyone else should have to waste their time in a similar manner. Kelly does look cute, actually.
Recent studies show that even minimal exercise, as little of 10 minutes of walking each day, can keep people healthy.
I do understand that as a personal trainer, you have a vested, financial interest in keeping people self-conscious about their bodies and afraid of being called "fat" by some moron on the street.
Fuck right off. I'll never be visiting this site again.
June 5th, 2009 12:17 PM
Why do people want a blogger to mirror their perspective? How pathetic is that!!!
Kelly's fat and unhealthy and people who believe a 10 minute walk can keep people healthy are probably obese or delusional.
I'm just trying to be in shape and exercise. I know a body builder whose doctors told him the only reason he's alive today is cause of all the working out he did when he was younger.
Additionally, someone very close to me had a stroke and that person wouldn't work out cause he was thin. Now he is, though. And nope, a 10-minute walk just wouldn't cut it either.
I personally love the gym and if being healthy is a waste of time, than I'm happy to be a time waster.
Keep shoving those Krispy Kremes down your throat, bitch. I hope you choke.
June 5th, 2009 3:47 PM
damn shame shes in australia, shes gonna miss national doughnut day... hey wait, can i have HER doughnut then???
June 5th, 2009 4:10 PM
Oh dear. I was perfectly content to leave it at that, but you had to force a response, lest anyone be fooled into thinking you actually know what you're talking about.
How predictable, you assume I'm overweight! I'm actually around 125lbs, cycle to work everyday, and have been a vegan for 14 years. But I guess it's just easy for morons to make fat jokes. Fat people are the last group it's still okay to discriminate against, after all.
Exercising to be healthy is great. Exercising to be thin, or to avoid being fat, is at best shallow, and at worst downright dangerous. I used to work at an eating disorder clinic, so I know the kind of damage your comments can engender. Sorry to inform you, but a person can be thin and unhealthy, just as one can be fat and healthy, depending on one's natural body type. Just ask my aunt who is 95 lbs soaking wet, jogs daily, eats all organic food, and recently had a heart attack at age 43.
Oh gosh, I can't wait to read your response: "Shut up, fatty! You're so fat! Oh my god, what a fat bitch! Who is fat! And probably a dyke too!" Heheheh.