Jessica Alba was under the influence of extreme stupidity when she posted Great White shark posters on downtown Oklahoma City walls. Jessica is currently in Oklahoma shooting The Killer Inside Me when she became inspired to unleash The Activist Inside Me.

Gorilla activist she is not. Jessica's childish act of vandalism was an effort to raise awareness about the shrinking population of Great Whites. Jessica Alba's cheap a*s posters had NO information about Great Whites on them and ironically covered up United Way's posters. 

A sober Jessica issued the following response:

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

The damage that Jess caused runs between $500 and $700, not enough to earn Alba jail time if she were charged or convicted of a crime.

This woman needs to be drug tested. It's hilarious whenever Jessica Alba goes wild.