Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty show is scheduled to premiere next year on Vh1. The name of the show itself makes me wanna vom all over my keyboard!

Jessica Simpson's docu-series, with executive producer Papa Joe, will follow Jess as she "travels around the world" in search of what people find beautiful and why. Watching my puppy sh*t sounds more entertaining.

Jessica said,

"I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I'm sure will be a wild ride."

Shooting for this caca begins in mid-July. I bet she'll be singing the show's theme song too. Gag.

I love me some Jess but not when she isn't talking about tuna or the dudes she wants to marry or giving emotional performances on The View.