Kelis Doesn't Have Enough Money

Kelis is making herself look like a golddigger and I'm not so sure she cares or she's even aware of what she's doing.

Kelis says that from 11/08 to 4/09 she earned an average of $21,616/ month. Kelis says that her expenses are now $80,831/ month as she prepares to push the Messiah out from her loins.

The Milkshaker says she can make thick dolla by touring, but her baby bump is getting in the way off all of that.

Kelis' current monthly expenses are:

$14,861 - Mortgage

$3,500 - Nanny

$15,000 -  Pimpin' in the form of entertainment, gifts and vacays

$175 -  "Baby rug dry cleaned."

Kelis also intends to preserve Messiah's blood in storage when he is born. The banking of the blood is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby's umbilical cord. It's used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases and is very expensive.

This chick is so ridiculous, there are no words.