Kristen Stewart is graceful. The Twilight star and Princess of the Perpetual Scowl is a helpless klutz who drops awards or stumbles to the ground while cameras are rolling. Her mess always seems to be captured on film, even when she's smoking out. There must be a sex tape out there somewhere!
Kristen should be kept away from all sharp objects, pavement and small children. She needs to lay off the herb!
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June 24th, 2009 3:18 PM
Well, based on Kristen's physical stumbles, I guess the larger question is whether Kristen would even have the stamina for sex, including a tape of it for that matter? :0
June 24th, 2009 4:52 PM
@Craigmackk You crack me up. How in the name of Kristen's boot-polish coloured mullet did you ever get from her taking a tumble to her sex stamina. You slay me!
June 24th, 2009 5:14 PM
@Amy - Sorry for the confusion of my lil' non-sequitur comment as I can be Mr. Random in my comments on rare occasions. Haha. But, anyway, I was actually expounding on FC's comment in her post when she said that "there must be a sex tape out there [for Kristen] somewhere." Kristen has had a brief history of physical stumbles, thus, my comment. :)