Megan Fox's Video Interview on The Early Show

I really hate to say it, well... maybe I'll just change my mind later, but Megan Fox is growing on me. Megan Fox is still ridiculous and awkward, but she's also pretty much A-list and her success has hit her overnight, which could explain much of it. Here's Megan on The Early Show being somewhat witty and looking as Shia LaBeouf says in this video, "phenomenally sexy."

Megan is gorgeous enough to make me forget about how ridiculous she is. I can tolerate her on film more than in print. But if I had to pick out a flaw, and I must, I'd say that Megan's throat is too bony. It's the kind of fug that Kimora Lee Simmons and others suffer from in the throat area. Muahahahahahahaha! You can't have it all, b*tch.