Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston Break Up

They were going to get married, all! I'm so depressed. Young love always lasts forever ever.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston "split" on Sunday. What the f*ck ever. They're kids. They probably broke up via text message and they'll reconcile by next week.

"They have been having trouble for a while. It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot. Miley and Nick are working on a couple different projects together. Justin has been a little jealous of that."

Who cares? Uh, I guess I'm supposed to. That's what my job description says. I love how UsWeekly picked a photo of Justin (above) where he looks all old to make him look like a pedophile. It didn't work, though, cause Miley doesn't look 16 in that photo either. I wonder who Miley will go out with next. Taylor Lautner is available now. Oh snap!