David Archuleta's dad Jeffrey Archuleta pleaded no contest after being charged with soliciting prostitution.
On January 14, six Midvale, Utah, police officers entered a massage parlor where they found Jeffrey in the process of busting a nut.
"Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity. Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."
David is some virginal gay Mormon elf and his dad was a crazy stage father who was banned from the American Idol set. Jeffrey has a lot of control issues and he just wanted a release. I really don't know why hand job massage parlors are illegal in the States. That's what's criminal.
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June 18th, 2009 5:12 PM
I don't understand why Prostituion and marijuna are illegal...legalize them and tax the shit out of it. Who cares. PS If I am paying for some play and itsn't going to be a hand job. I can do it to myself way better and faster than anyone else:)!!!
June 18th, 2009 5:23 PM
Me thinks the legality of massage parlors are driven in part by the arcahic laws we have in the United States. We continue to be a conservative country in so many ways. I love our country but we still need to loosen up considerably (pardon the pun, haha) in that aspect, though.
Seriously, if may European countries can be liberal in its laws, why can't the U.S. pattern more of itself after them, too?! SMH.
June 18th, 2009 5:52 PM
Good points!
I would pay for a massage, and if a hot dude threw in a lil more, no complaints here. But to pay for a hand job specifically is ridiculous.
June 18th, 2009 6:33 PM
Now that I think about it, Mormons and prostitutes are fucking oxymoronish. Kinda like George W. Bush and the public library, but I digress though.
But Firecracker, I agree hand jobs solely are pointless. With paying large sums of money, everyone who partakes in this activity should maxmize their money potential by ordering the complete package - happy endings, etc.
Tell me I am not right about that! :0
June 22nd, 2009 6:51 PM
I lived in Midvale, and I have seen its hookers. I lived in an apartment with one of its hookers for six months. I am always surprised men's penises don't burst into flame the second they come in contact with those herpes heavy lips. The chicks in Midvale aren't pristine, you know what I'm sayin'?