My Boobs Are Too Precious For This

 

Lady Gaga is a courageous courageous woman!

Lady Gaga MuchMusic Awards fire outfit

Ironically I was just talking to a friend about my bubes the other day. I told him that Double D's run in my family, like generation to generation sh*t. I gots good genes, and I honor said genes by wearing a bra on most nights and keeping them away from harmful objects like overzealous teeth and anything that's hotter than room temperature. Now this is risky!

Lady Gaga also doesn't need to do shiz like this either. As awesomeness as it is, fans may remember her electrified breasts and not the song that she sang and they'd be too busy staring in wonder at her boobs instead of her face and... maybe that was the point? Okay. With a face like Gagas, you need to do all you can to keep pupils far from it.

Here's lady Gaga during her performance at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

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3 Comments

  1. Craigmackk

    It appears that Lady GaGa managed to find a stand selling early Fourth of July fireworks somewhere. The weirdness of this chick physically just creeps out at me whenever I see her on TV and in pics. Still a tremendous talent, though.

    And if the two of guys are related, that will be probably the stuff of all shocks and coincidences EVER! :)

  2. Firecracker

    Haha! Us being related would explain a lot actually. ;)

  3. AmyGrindhouse

    Dude! You had me howling with laughter with that first paragraph! If DDs run in the family perhaps you and I really are related. Hmmm.

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