June 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

Kendra Wilkinson's Bachelorette Party

Check out those fun bags! Kendra Wilkinson and her fellow housemate Bridget were out in L.A. yesterday night for Kendra's bachelorette party.

Kendra Wilkinson says back off

Kendra Wilkinson, 24, hasn't dated her fiance for very long but she's already pregnant and engaged to NFL star Hank Baskett. Secure that bank account, b*tch! By the looks of Kendra, she has no baby bump to hide if she gets married soon. She's gonna be a really fun mother!

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Ugly Baby Alert Featuring Christina Aguilera's Son Max

Is he cute yet? NO!!!!!!!!!! Christina Aguilera was seen walking the street with her baby son Max.

Max still looks special, his face remains unfortunate, but Xtina still walks around with him in broad daylight? Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bat Boy is never seen with Max for whatever reason. He shouldn't be ashamed, it's his genes that created Max's stunning looks.

It's time for Xtina to try having another baby. Better luck next time.

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Ms. Bundchen has a bun in the oven.

Gisele has said that Tom Brady's son John Moynahan, with ex-fiance Bridget Moynahan, is her baby. Well now Ms. Bundchen will have two kids. Gisele was recently spotted sporting a baby bump earlier this week and sources have confirmed the pregnancy news.

Gisele Bundchen is a homewrecking b*tch who felt intimidated by Tom's bond with his baby mama so she's gonna be a mother now too. On the bright side, this baby has some of the best genes in thee world. Can't wait 'til he or she gets here.

Teacher Rescues Tom Brady

Tom Brady was kayaking in Brookline Massachusetts' Charles River a few weeks ago when he fell into the water.

Tom Brady Sports Illustrated pics

Tom Brady was with his wifey Gisele Bundchen and a friend at the time. Gisele's bony a*s couldn't save him of course, and there's no word on what was up with the friend. Luckily a  female school teacher saved the day.

Robin Leads rescued Tom's sexy a*s and said,

"We were tying up our boat to a buoy and the boat boy came over and said 'You are never going to guess who is on the Charles renting kayaks right now' and he said 'Do you want to go check it out.' I said 'yeah,' "

But when the pair got close to Brady and Bundchen, they realized the quarterback had fallen in the river. Leed helped Brady into her motor boat.

"I actually asked him why he fell in. He said he was racing one of his friends. It was Tom, Gisele and his friend...so he was racing his friend,"

Afterwards, Leeds asked for a photo with Brady, who replied, "Of course! You saved my life."

Leeds adds that Brady was "really friendly, really appreciative that we fished him out of the Charles. We talked about how beautiful the weather it was," Leeds says.

Awww.

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Video, Yum!

Leighton Meester is one of the sexy and cute stars of Gossip Girl and she has a sextape that sounds like it's sexy and cute and boring also.

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester, 23, made a sex tape with her boyfriend a few years ago.

Leighton is allegedly nude throughout the footage and she has "talented feet." So I guess she's able to get a guy to nut by giving him a foot job. B*tch is talented and she must not have any corns or fungus like I do. Heh. Sarcasm, y'all.

TMZ reports that celebhotline.com has pictures/ screencaps from the video and they're negotiating a deal right now. Celebhotline.com says they've watched the tape and they're "hoping to close the deal." I bet they are.

I love me some Gossip Girl and I heart Leighton and I don't think sex tapes are that bad with the exception of her family members having to hear about it and her perverted uncle busting loads over it. Leighton will live it down and she's paving the way for her future when Gossip Girl ends.

Jon Gosselin Smoking Marijuana Pics

Jon Gosselin looks, acts, talks, and kind of dresses like a pot head, IMO.

Jon Gosselin smoking pot photo

Throw in eight loud kids, a wifey like Kate Gosselin, an interview couch, rolling cameras in your face, and the man has plenty of reasons to de-stress! Here's Johnny sucking in on what appears to be a spliff.

Jon must hide this from Kate. I can't see her approving of this shiz and you know she doesn't smoke cause woman thou art loosened up she is not.

Robert Pattinson Hit by Taxi While Running From Fans!!

Robert Pattinson has been filming his new movie Remember Me in New York where crazed fans have been acting crazy!

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi outside a downtown bookstore today. The Twilight star attempted to run across the street to escape his horny fans when he was clipped on his hip by a moving cab. The driver slammed his brakes upon impact.

Pattinson, 23, did not appear to be injured and was able to walk away from the incident.

Production sources on the Remember Me set claim that Pattinson regularly attracts mobs of fans throughout the city wherever they're filming. "It's been nonstop busy all day with people trying to get a glimpse of him, and the crowd goes nuts when they do see him."

As a result, the actor has hired his own security in addition to the bodyguards provided by Summit Entertainment.

Maybe this is funny cause Patsy isn't hurt, but these desperate bitches need to get laid already.

Kelis Doesn't Have Enough Money

Kelis is making herself look like a golddigger and I'm not so sure she cares or she's even aware of what she's doing.

Kelis says that from 11/08 to 4/09 she earned an average of $21,616/ month. Kelis says that her expenses are now $80,831/ month as she prepares to push the Messiah out from her loins.

The Milkshaker says she can make thick dolla by touring, but her baby bump is getting in the way off all of that.

Kelis' current monthly expenses are:

$14,861 - Mortgage

$3,500 - Nanny

$15,000 -  Pimpin' in the form of entertainment, gifts and vacays

$175 -  "Baby rug dry cleaned."

Kelis also intends to preserve Messiah's blood in storage when he is born. The banking of the blood is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby's umbilical cord. It's used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases and is very expensive.

This chick is so ridiculous, there are no words.

Mormons Like Prostitutes?

David Archuleta's dad Jeffrey Archuleta pleaded no contest after being charged with soliciting prostitution.

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On January 14, six Midvale, Utah, police officers entered a massage parlor where they found Jeffrey in the process of busting a nut.

"Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity. Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."

David is some virginal gay Mormon elf and his dad was a crazy stage father who was banned from the American Idol set. Jeffrey has a lot of control issues and he just wanted a release. I really don't know why hand job massage parlors are illegal in the States. That's what's criminal. 

Usher Speaks Out on Divorcing Tameka Foster

Usher has remained quiet since he filed for divorce from his husband Tameka Foster last Friday. But he spoke with Entertainment Tonight, about it cause, well, I guess you can say he has a lot on his chest right now.

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Usher said,

"I'd hate for [people] to assume that. If there's any turmoil, I think it's managing all of it, but having an incredible team that helps me do that it makes it very easy, or easier than it would normally be attempting to do it myself.

"What I do is, I try to get [my work] done and get home on the weekends if possible ... but when I'm with my boys it's just all about them."

Tameka Foster is contesting the divorce and has yet to respond to the petition! Her attorney says she has been a "faithful wife and loving mother" during their marriage. But what the attorney doesn't mention is that Tameka was allegedly "alienating and controlling, and [Usher] was unhappy" from the beginning.

The couple is due in court on July 15. Gimme more deets!