Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt SPLIT!!!

Paris Hilton's rep confirms that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer a couple!

Paris Hilton, 28, and Doug Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six whole months! Triple digits shiz! On more than one occasion, Paris has said that she's like to have kids and Doug would be perfect. Sounds like Doug won't be her sperm donor and Paris' whoring campaign continues!

Paris rep says,

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."

I think there's like an explosive in Paris Hilton's vagina that goes off if the same dude penetrates it too many times. Paris had to end things. She had no choice. She's just trying to stabilize her pH and slow down mutations. She'll be onto some new dude(s) by next month.