... her defenseless dog.
Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt are over now, or they're not, or she was sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo, or I don't care.
All we know is that Paris Hilton doesn't have a steady boyfriend right now, so her pet will have to fill in. Wonky was photographed walking into MTV where she said that her and Cristiano are just friends who have sex.
Check out that strut! How can you walk around with a urinator dog like that while keeping a straight face?
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June 15th, 2009 3:25 PM
"I'm Paris Hilton's dog, Get Me Out of Here," Paris' frantic chihuahua ponders.
June 15th, 2009 7:57 PM
...besides the point, but she is starting to look her age... and that makes me ever so glad!