Perez Hilton Fight, Attacked by Will.i.am?

Perez Hilton was hanging out with Lady Gaga in Toronto, where the Much Music Awards, took place when an alleged physical altercation with Will.i.am and his bodyguards took place

Perez Hilton got on Twitter and wrote typed about the entire incident instead of seeking medical attention first. Do you think Perez is an attention seeking, fame hungry, despicable human being, hypocritical, a-hole drama queen? Maybe I just wanted to get that all out. Check out his tweets:

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Going by Perez's tweets, he says that he needs the police ASAP - not an ambulance or medical attention - and seems more concerned with Tweeting than taking care of that blood that was like gushing outta him and like threatening his life or something.

Since the Carrie Prejean fallout has subsided, Perez has something new that he can get his name in the papers for. It's difficult to feel sorry for Mario Lavandiera, which I think is really sad. Whenever you're not a sympathetic character and something happens to you, everyone rejoices about it when you're seeking consolation. Perez is so LUCKY that this was his first physical attack, I predict that many will follow.

More on this in my next post...